CROCCOONS! As seen on Snake Oil TV show!! Crocs and raccoons finally harmonized,

CROCCOONS! Racclogs! As seen on Snake Oil TV show!! Crocs and raccoons finally harmonized, taxidermy for your feet.
 
Custom made croccoons! I get the crocs in your size and I raccoonify them! As seen on SNAKE OIL with David Spade on Fox!
I'll need to procure your size and lovingly affix the perfect raccoon before they can be shipped, so please be very patient through this extremely custom experience.
Hats available! Bows! Accoutrements! Change the eye color! What color crocs do you want? Oh man I can make them even squeak if you want that!
 
Yeah, I make raccoon CROCS, what are you gonna do about it? Wanna fight? (plz I hope not)
You wanna buy ‘em, I know you do! Why wouldn’t you want these? Like really?
These are straight 2legit2quit.
Disguise those crocs with nothing else but FRIKKEN RACCOONS!
Make your parent do a spit take.
Wear them at your wedding.
Force your significant other to wear croccoons cause you love that person and making them wear weird stuff is what relationships are all about!

Legitimate branded licensed crocs in whatever size you need with raccoon fur and adorable faces and cute little butt tails...scoot around in these ... your dog will love them- maybe too much…
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All of our products are ethically sourced, and therefore, not necessarily available on demand. Most of the animals I use in my art are still roaming the earth freely when you place your order. They come to me after meeting their maker either naturally, being hit by a car, or due to humane euthanasia from age or medical reasons. None are trapped, farmed, or hunted. When you place your order, I begin by locating the perfect animal for you! 
I do my absolute best to satisfy orders in a timely fashion, but as a one-woman operation with health issues, things take time. It will be worth the wait when you hold your new friend and feel thier soft fur and gaze upon their adorable faces. Your patience is appreciated. If you have a time constraint please message me before ordering.